When it comes to food, everyone has what tickles their fancy and what they wouldn’t even dare put in their mouths.
Surprisingly, for some Kenyans, Njahi (black beans) is something they hate with a passion. Njahi is a very common dish especially among the Kikuyus. A ruracio is not a ruracio without Njahi my fren.
It also makes really good stew and mukimo when mashed with potatoes.
However, some Kenyans think it’s absolutely THEEEEE worst meal ever.
Check out a sample of the tweets:
njahi and saw dust look like they have the same taste
— Edgar (@e_odeo) April 26, 2017
2. Really now?
Njahi tastes like edible cardboard
— TAMUnator (@RamzZy_) April 26, 2017
3. And the rest of the people?
Njahi is only good for lactating mothers
— Imma Munya (@immaqr) April 26, 2017
4. Lol what has njahi got to do with marriage now?
If Happy wife means eating Njahî, let her be unhappy and yes, I remember that! Lol https://t.co/B3c9kSAzKf
— iMichael (@pilotmwangi) April 25, 2017
Njahi tastes like well packaged cardboard pebbles. YUCK!!
— Pooky SnuggleWaggle (@Spazbender) April 25, 2017
Everyone knows Njahi tastes like sadness and the tears of clubbed baby seals. BLOCKD! https://t.co/4K54nQ0LLe
— JESS? (@Zuere) April 25, 2017
7. Woiyee Kabogo…
Njahi tastes like Kabogo’s loss.
OK. I’m sleepy.
— SHARON (@Tsharz) April 25, 2017
8. Oh really?
One day adding to the list of njahi will be pumpkin. These are things that shouldn’t be eaten.
— Motuka (@trizahmoh) April 25, 2017
Njahi, just like midget porn, is not for the faint hearted.
— KingPun (@Chai_knees) April 25, 2017
njahi tastes like an outbreak of smallpox seasoned with under-boob sweat. https://t.co/ZZwn1u8nmp
— philanderer fade (@silverstasly) April 25, 2017
11. Loooord why so much bile!
Njahi has got to be the trashiest of all trash foods that ever existed ??
— Lifist (@Stacee_stace) April 25, 2017
12. Hmm…never knew disappointment had a taste.
njahi tastes like disappointment.
— kimtai (@freddi_2) April 25, 2017
13. Hahahahaha and the best tweet award goes to *drum rolls*
Njahi is like anal sex. I’ve never ever tried it, am not planning to, maybe I will one day but I already know that I won’t enjoy it.
— ?? HILLA (@H_MainTain) April 25, 2017
@Canduh_ If njahi was a day, it probably be a Monday
— SaM (@iwaw3ru) April 25, 2017
How do people even like njahi? That shit tastes like charcoal plus it fills the stomach with gas. It’s like fuel
— Bruno Mwas (@MwasMosaic) April 25, 2017
16. LOOOOOL Even Beyonce wasn’t left out in this madness.
Hapa mliandika njahi kwa bill na niliwaambia mrudishe pic.twitter.com/Answ6ZVeyE
— Cherucole (@cherucole) April 28, 2017
How can we stop farmers from growing njahi? https://t.co/6CHfGJN1zD
— K I R U T I (@kiruti) April 26, 2017
Njahi tastes like unreplied emails from companies when you’re unemployed https://t.co/Xfu8onCATl
— K I R U T I (@kiruti) April 25, 2017
19. Really now? Lol.
Corruption, negative ethnicity and njahi https://t.co/CXbVgFaaEg
— Anjeyo E. A. (@anj_116_) May 6, 2017