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Throwing Fifty Shades at Grey: a former dominatrix critiques Christian Grey’s moves

***ILLUSTRATION REQUEST*** A former Dominatrix critiques Christian Grey's sex moves. (Miranda Kane)

‘Are you as bored as I am?’ (Picture: Liberty Antonia Sadler)

In a moment of madness I decided to watch all three Fifty Shades movies.

I thought it might be good research to see just what all the fuss is about and to see if I, too, could fart on a keyboard and come up with a novel.

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