“Alabama has gone blue!” Trevor Noah marveled on Wednesday’s Daily Show. He congratulated Senator-elect Doug Jones (D) on his victory, then said he didn’t even really know what Jones looks like. “The truth is, in this race, nobody really paid attention to Doug Jones,” Noah said. “The only question was: Who is Alabama gonna choose? An accused pedophile or a person allowed to babysit?”
Republicans are now left with a one-vote majority, but they only have themselves to blame for going with “Cowboy Roman Polanski,” who still hasn’t admitted he lost, Noah said, playing parts of Moore’s non-concession speech. “My man, you’re waiting to see what God is going to say? Alabama, after 25 years, just went Democrat. If there ever was an act of God, this is it. … If I was God, I’d be so pissed at Roy Moore, I’d be like, ‘Yo, dude, I gave you the biggest sign — I literally parted a red sea!'”
On Late Night, Seth Meyers mostly wanted to talk about Republicans. “One big question after the results came in was how will Donald Trump react? And surprisingly, he seemed to strike a conciliatory tone,” he said, reading the tweet. “There is no way Donald Trump wrote that tweet. He probably went to the bathroom and forgot his phone, and somebody said, ‘This is our chance, write something decent!'”
Meyers said this is a big black eye for Trump, the Republican Party, and Stephen Bannon, who made a big gaffe at Moore’s madcap closing rally. “How stupid do you have to be to insult the University of Alabama in Alabama?” Meyers asked. “Who do you think they’re going to support? Roll Tide or someone who looks like he literally rolled up in the tide?”
On The Late Show, Stephen Colbert turned the end of the campaign into a plausible TV theme song, “The Legend of Roy Moore.” Watch below.